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522 Saddle River Road, Saddle Brook, NJ

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MONDAY - CLOSED
OPEN
TUESDAY - SUNDAY
10 AM to 10 PM

FREE DELIVERY!

MUNCHIES CORNER:

Fries:
- Plain
- Cajun
- Parmesan Truffle
- Garlic Parmesan
- Cheese
(Mozzarella or Cheddar)
- Pizza with Fresh Mozzarella (Red or Pink Sauce)
Sweet Potato Fries
Mozzarella Sticks (8)
Garlic Bread
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With Fresh Mozzarella
Fried Calamari Rings (Plain/Buffalo/Sweet&Spicy)
Mussels (Red or White Wine Sauce)
Garlic Knots (12)
Chicken Tenders (6)
(Honey Mustard or Creamy Buffalo)

$5.95
$6.95
$7.95
$7.95
$8.95
$9.95
$6.95
$8.95
$5.95
$6.95
$15.95
$15.95
$4.95
$12.95

WINGS & THINGS:

Bone-In Wings (12)
Boneless Wings (15)
Crispy Shrimp (25)


Your Choice of Flavor:
- Parmesan Truffle
- Creamy Buffalo
- Chipotle BBQ
- Honey Garlic
- Sweet & Spicy
- Lemon Pepper
- Garlic Parmesan
- Honey BBQ

$14.95
$12.95
$11.95

JUST MEATBALLS (4oz Each):

Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Sauce

2 Meatballs
6 Meatballs
12 Meatballs

$7.95
$22.95
$38.95

SUPREME SALADS:

Caesar Salad
- Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan Cheese, Croutons
with Caesar Dressing


Kitchen Sink Salad
- Romaine Lettuce, Cherry Tomatoes, Shaved Onions,
Black Olives, 2 Hard Boiled Eggs, Parmesan Cheese,
Croutons with Oil & Vinegar


Arugula & Pear Salad
- Fresh Baby Arugula, Dried Cranberries, Walnuts, Sliced
Pears, Crumbled Goat Cheese with Honey Mustard Vinaigrette


Add Protein:

- Crispy or Grilled Chicken
- Shrimp
- N.Y. Strip Steak
- Eggplant


Other Dressings Available:
- Oil & Vinegar
- Caesar
- Ranch
- Whiskey
- Blue Cheese
- Italian
- Honey Mustard Vinaigrette

$12.95



$13.95

$14.95

$5.95
$6.95
$7.95
$4.95

SIGNATURE SLIDERS:

1 Slider Per Order
With Your Choice of Regular Fries or Sweet Potato Fries

The Parms:

- Crispy Chicken
- Homemade Meatball
- Crispy Shrimp

- Crispy Eggplant
With Your Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Sauce

Cheeseburger:

- Single
- Double
- Triple

With Grumpy Sauce & Grilled Onions

Cheesesteak
- N.Y. Strip Steak with Roasted Red Peppers, Onions
& Provolone


Milanese
- Your Choice of Crispy or Grilled Chicken with Roasted Red Peppers, Baby Arugula, Fresh Mozzarella & Balsamic Glaze

THE GRUMP
- 1 Piece of Crispy Chicken Sandwiched Between
2 Cheeseburger Patties with Grumpy Sauce


Pulled Pork
- With Chipotle BBQ Sauce & Provolone

$5.95
$4.95
$5.95
$3.95

$3.95
$4.95
$5.95

$5.95

$5.95

$6.95

$5.95

BIG OL' SUBS (12"):

Get It On Garlic Bread For $1.00 More

Italian Sub
- Ham, Salami, Pepperoni & Provolone with Shredded Lettuce,
Cherry Tomatoes, Shaved Onions, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar


Chicken Cutlet Sub
- Crispy Chicken with Fresh Mozzarella, Shredded Lettuce,
Cherry Tomatoes, Shaved Onions, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar


The Parm Subs:

- Crispy Chicken
- Homemade Meatball
- Crispy Shrimp
- Crispy Eggplant

With Your Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Sauce

Milanese Sub
- Your Choice of Crispy or Grilled Chicken with Roasted Red Peppers, Baby Arugula, Fresh Mozzarella & Balsamic Glaze

Cheesesteak Sub
- N.Y. Strip Steak with Roasted Red Peppers, Onions & Provolone

Fat Boy Sub
- Chicken Tenders, Mozzarella Sticks, Crispy Fries,
Chunky Red Tomato Sauce & Fresh Mozzarella

$15.95

$16.95

$16.95
$16.95
$17.95
$15.95

$16.95

$18.95

$15.95

MONSTER CALZONES:

Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Dip

Cheese
- Shredded Mozzarella & Ricotta

Spinach
- Spinach, Shredded Mozzarella & Ricotta

Meat:

- Pepperoni
- Homemade Meatball
- Sausage
- Ham

With Shredded Mozzarella & Ricotta

Cheesesteak:
- N.Y. Strip Steak with Roasted Red Peppers, Onions,
Provolone, Shredded Mozzarella & Ricotta

$14.95

$15.95

$16.95
$16.95
$16.95
$16.95

$18.95

TRADITIONAL PIZZAS:

Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Dip for Your Pizza Crust

Light, Medium, or Dark Cook on Your Crust


Classic Cheese Pizza

Margherita Pizza
White Pizza

FLAVORED CRUSTS AVAILABLE:
- Garlic Crust
- Black & White Sesame Crust
- Everything Bagel Crust

TOPPINGS AVAILABLE:

Cheese:
Extra Shredded Mozzarella
Provolone
Shredded Yellow Cheddar
Ricotta
Fresh Mozzarella
Burrata


Veggie:
Portobello Mushrooms
Black Olives
Onions
Roasted Red Peppers
Pepperoncini
Pineapple


Meat:
Pepperoni
Sausage
Crispy Eggplant
Homemade Meatball
Smoked Pork Belly
Crispy or Grilled Chicken
Prosciutto

14" HALF
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.50
$1.50
$2.50

14" WHOLE
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$2.95
$2.95
$4.95

14" HALF
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00

14" WHOLE
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95

14" HALF
$1.50
$1.50
$1.50
$2.00
$2.00
$2.00
$2.00

14" WHOLE
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95

14"                       18"
$14.95                  $19.95
$16.95                  $23.95
$16.95                  $23.95

18" HALF
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$2.95
$2.95
$4.95

18" HALF
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95
$1.95

18" HALF
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95

18" WHOLE
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$4.95
$4.95
$7.95

18" WHOLE
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95
$3.95

18" WHOLE
$4.95
$4.95
$4.95
$6.95
$6.95
$6.95
$6.95

SPECIALTY PIZZAS:

Choice of Chunky Red or Creamy Pink Tomato Dip for Your Pizza Crust

Light, Medium, or Dark Cook on Your Crust


*ONLY 18" Specialty Pizzas are Available for Half & Half*


FLAVORED CRUSTS AVAILABLE:
- Garlic Crust
- Black & White Sesame Crust
- Everything Bagel Crust

The Big Grump Pizza
- Burrata, San Marzano Tomatoes, Parmigiano
Reggiano & Pesto Drizzle


Double-Double Pepperoni Pizza
- Pepperoni, Shredded Mozzarella, More Pepperoni
& More Shredded Mozzarella


Eggplant Rollatini Pizza
- Crispy Eggplant, Shredded Mozzarella, Ricotta,
Pesto Drizzle & Parmigiano Reggiano


Hot Honey Heaven Pizza
- Pepperoni, Crispy Chicken, Ricotta
& Mike's Hot Honey


High Hawaiians Pizza
- Smoked Pork Belly, Pineapple Chunks,
Pickled Jalapenos & Provolone


Drunk Chicken Parm Pizza
- Creamy Pink Tomato Base, Crispy Chicken,
Fresh Mozzarella & Parmigiano Reggiano


4 Cheese Pizza
- Shredded Mozzarella, Provolone, Ricotta
& Parmigiano Reggiano


Southwestern Pizza
- Chipotle BBQ Base, Pulled Pork, Onions,
Pickled Jalapenos, Chives & Sharp Yellow Cheddar


Spinach & Artichoke Dip Pizza
- White Cheese Peppercorn Base, Artichoke Hearts,
Spinach & Shredded Mozzarella


Veggie Haters Pizza
- Crumbled Meatball, Sausage, Smoked Pork Belly,
Pepperoni & Shredded Mozzarella


Neo Margherita Pizza
- Chunky Red Tomato Base, Fresh Mozzarella,
Cooked Basil & Pesto Drizzle


Creamy Pesto Chicken Pizza
- White Cheese Peppercorn Base, Grilled Chicken,
Shredded Mozzarella, Cherry Tomatoes & Pesto Drizzle


Garbage Pie Pizza
- Creamy Pink Tomato Base, Sausage, Pepperoni,
Crispy Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Onions & Ricotta


Meat Haters Pizza
- Cherry Tomatoes, Onions, Roasted Red Peppers,
Black Olives, Spinach, Pepperoncini & Shredded
Mozzarella


Mushroom Truffle Pizza
- White Cheese Peppercorn Base, Portobello
Mushrooms, Black Truffle Salt, Truffle Oil, Fresh
Mozzarella & Parmigiano Reggiano


Buffalo Chicken Pizza
- Creamy Buffalo Base, Crispy Chicken, Shredded
Mozzarella & Crumbled Blue Cheese


New England Clam Chowder Pizza
- Baby Clams, Potatoes, Onions, Smoked Pork Belly
& Fresh Mozzarella


Spicy Eggplant Pizza
- Crispy Eggplant, Cherry Peppers, Roasted Red
Peppers, Fresh Mozzarella & Parmigiano Reggiano


Hell Fire Pizza
- Pepperoni, Pickled Jalapenos, Cherry Peppers,
Chili Flakes, Ricotta & Mike's Hot Honey


Prosciutto & Pear Pizza
- Aged Prosciutto, Sliced Pears, Baby Arugula,
Fresh Mozzarella, Balsamic Glaze & Honey Drizzle


Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
- Ranch Base, Crispy Chicken, Smoked Pork Belly,
Shredded Mozzarella & Sharp Yellow Cheddar


Mac Attack Pizza
- Sharp Yellow Cheddar, Fusilli, Smoked Pork Belly
& Panko Bread Crumbs


The Lil' Grump Pizza
- Crispy Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh
Mozzarella, Baby Arugula & Balsamic Glaze


Shrimp & Garlic Pizza
- White Cheese Peppercorn Base, Fresh Garlic,
Shrimp & Parmigiano Reggiano


Real Deal Cheesesteak Pizza
- N.Y. Strip Steak, Fresh Garlic, Onions, Roasted
Red Peppers & Provolone

14"                18"
$23.95          $31.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$23.95          $31.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$18.95          $26.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$19.95          $26.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$19.95          $26.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$23.95          $30.95

14"                18"
$20.95          $27.95

14"                18"
$20.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$23.95          $31.95

14"                18"
$23.95          $31.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$22.95          $29.95

14"                18"
$21.95          $28.95

14"                18"
$23.95          $31.95

PASTA PASTA PASTA:

Penne alla Vodka
Capellini with Garlic & Oil
Fettuccine Alfredo
Spaghetti & Meatballs
Big Boy Mac & Cheese
Linguine al Limone
Creamy Mushroom & Truffle Pappardelle
Orecchiette Carbonara


Add Any of the Following to Your Pasta Dish:

- Crispy or Grilled Chicken
- Crispy Shrimp
- N.Y. Strip Steak
- Crispy Eggplant

PERSONAL        FAMILY-STYLE
$16.95                 $27.95
$14.95                 $24.95
$15.95                 $25.95
$17.95                 $28.95
$16.95                 $27.95
$15.95                 $25.95
$16.95                 $27.95
$16.95                 $26.95

$5.95                   $10.95
$6.95                   $12.95
$7.95                   $14.95
$4.95                   $8.95

LIL' GRUMPY'S:

KIDS MENU

I Don't Know - Mini Cheese Pizza
I Don't Care - Cheeseburger & Fries
I Don't Want That - Pasta & Butter
I'm Not Hungry - Chicken Fingers & Fries
I Want To Go Home - Mac & Cheese
I Don't Like Anything - Grilled Cheese & Fries

$9.95
$3.95
$4.95
$7.95
$6.95
$2.95

DESSERT:

Zeppoles (6) with Homemade Nutella Dip
Fried Oreos (6) with White Chocolate Drizzle

$9.95
$9.95

DRINKS:

Can: $1.95
Sprite
Coke
Diet Coke
Coke Zero
Brisk Iced Tea
Orange Soda
Ginger Ale
Dr. Pepper
Flavored Seltzer


Bottled Water $1.95
Bottled Root Beer $2.95


2-Liter Bottle: $4.95
Sprite
Coke
Diet Coke